I remember the good old days. We had proper
music back then, not like that modern rubbish you get now. The
best home computer had rubber keys and quite properly refused
to perform any function that was remotely useful. The summers
were longer, crime was lower and you could buy a luxury yacht
for less than the price of a modern one-bedroom council flat.
All right, maybe that last bit isn't strictly true.
The point is that even those of us who are a long way off from
the siren call of toupees and Viagra still think fondly back to
our childhood. This tendency can be reflective of something a
little less innocent than pure nostalgia. It is a symptom of the
modern world’s obsession with youth and staying young and of the
demonising of the aging process.

‘Misspent Youth’ is a novel that is deeply concerned
with this worrying global trend. It is the story of a man named
Jeff Baker who invents the ultimate method of information storage
and inventing it, becomes responsible for vast changes in the
world’s media and technology. He is chosen to become the first
subject of an experimental medical treatment that reverts the
aging process, leaving him with the body of a twenty-year-old
(insert smutty joke here).
Novelist Hamilton then chooses to only lightly deal
with the issue of immortality. He concentrates less on the psychological
impact that the process has on Jeff and more on the tide of emotion
and envy his transformation causes in other people. This envy
is encoded within the very fabric of Hamilton's near future society.
It is a world where people routinely use 'genoproteins' to hold
back the ageing process, at least cosmetically. It is a world
highly focused on image and appearance, which is depicted as being
a consequence of the now unlimited capacity for the transfer of
information.
This results in a story based almost entirely around
the human drama such a situation would produce. Jeff's teenage
son has to learn to deal with a father who is young, vibrant and,
most horrifyingly of all, sexually attractive to women. His young
wife has to cope with the change in their marital situation, from
old codger to active todger in just over a year. Jeff's elderly
sister finds herself staring at a living photograph, a brother
with a face from the past.
I must admit that however much I enjoyed the mini-soap
opera that Hamilton creates, it did leave me slightly frustrated
at points. Although the book is extremely well-written and constantly
involving, it is completely character driven. This occasionally
puts it in danger of neglecting its original concept. The psychological
impact of the change on Jeff is only minimally examined.
It is as if Jeff's mind reverts along with his body.
The most detailed examination of the mental consequences concentrate
almost exclusively on sex and sexuality, which while undoubtedly
being of key importance in life are not the only subjects worth
exploring.
The social implications are looked at in even less
detail. Gasp as Jeff has a bit of difficulty in relating to his
pensioner mates. Be amazed as the world greets Jeff with a bit
of a party and then promptly forgets about him. Not really jaw-droppingly
incisive stuff then.
Let’s not get too negative though. The fact remains
that while this may not be the studied glimpse into a possible
future we might wish for, it is still vastly entertaining. Jeff's
transformation into a youthful Peter Stringfellow is an interesting
one and the effect it has on his son Tim is devastating. Several
times, I found myself biting my knuckles and muttering to the
book, 'No, no, no you just can't do that!'
In fact, the portrayal of the main characters throughout
the novel is impeccable and is one of the most impressive features
of the book. We are even treated to scenes involving an aged Graham
Joyce (spankingly good real world author) who is furious at the
way freedom of information killed off his career as a novelist.
Anyone who has read Joyce would find little difficulty in imagining
him as an aging revolutionary!
The imagining of Britain as but one piece of a larger
centralised European Union is interesting yet not entirely original,
as this concept is appearing in many near-future novels set in
the UK. However, Hamilton does benefit from the use of this cliché.
It forms the basis for one of the novels most interesting sub-plots,
wherein the British Prime Minister uses Jeff as a tool to advance
his own political career in Europe.
This provides a much needed broadening of the scope
of the novel and begins exploring an area that is otherwise underdeveloped.
The fact is that immortality is a state that is lusted after by
everyone and possessing the technology to effectively induce it
would be akin to owning the plans for a revolutionary weapon.
Every self-made dictator would be after it. In Hamilton's book,
it's more like actually possessing the weapon itself. It’s just
another means of gaining respect and Jeff is forced to be the
visible aspect of this attention seeking behaviour.
It's true that ‘Misspent Youth’ won't be a key reference
point for future fictional examinations of aging as it simply
doesn't offer anything new on the topic. Despite that I wouldn't
hesitate to recommend it as a fun summer read and it certainly
constitutes yet another reason why I should finally get around
to reading Hamilton's ‘Nights Dawn’ trilogy.
In the mean time, it’s two spoonfuls of cod liver
oil for me and a nice cup of cocoa before bedtime. Oooh, my lumbago’s
killing me, mumble mumble ...