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FILM REVIEW: Pitch Black
Vin Diesel rocks!
Harumph...well, now that I got that out of my system,
I feel it my duty to pre-announce how I enjoy different kinds of
films depending on my mood at times, and how I am generally prone
to thumb up the higher quality entertainment flicks, but also more
than open to appreciate an all-out, turn-your-brain-off-at-the-door
cheezefest presentation of film.
And guess what...this film is just that! PLOT: A bunch
of good folks, along with one bad mutha, fall upon a desolate planet
infested by crazy, alien monsters who hunt their prey exclusively
in the dark.
Unfortunately, these folks apparently picked the worst
time to have an accident on this planet, since a solar eclipse is
just about to take place, and the chompin' critters are ready to
take a bite out of any human left unprotected by light.
Vin Diesel rocks! Or did I mention that already? Fact
one about this film is that it doesn't truly stray into any original
ground.
Fact two about this film is that most of its characters,
mostly no-names, do little to allow themselves to be given a shit
about, except for the "bad guy", Vin Diesel, who kicks major ass!
And fact three about this film is that it includes
one of the coolest opening crash scenes that I have ever seen, is
charmed with an intriguing look of filters, yellows, blues and reds
clogging the screen one at a time, and simply pumps the last 30
minutes with enough tension, cool alien freakazoids and dark undercurrents
to register a "fun time" stamp on my face.
Is this the next sci-fi classic? Certainly not, but
it also doesn't pretend to be, with just enough one-liners from
Diesel to vie for a nomination into the cult movie favorite category
of the year.
This movie is pure cheese with a touch of arty pretension,
all draped under the banner of a simple good time at the movie theatre.
I thought that it started with a bang, slowed considerably once
they all settled onto the planet, but then took off again when Diesel
and crew took to shelter after the eclipse.
I mention Vin Diesel so often in my review because
his character truly made this film memorable for me. Where else
could you see a buff dude with silver eyes and slick sunglasses
run around and knife-fight alien bat-thingies? Not sure but this
film delivers on the Diesel meter full-force!
Unfortunately the rest of the two-bit characters are
one-dimensional at best, with a contingency of Muslims and the proverbial
Obi-Wanesque guy simply getting on my nerves. However, on the whole
the film did provide me with enough thrills, money shots and cool
moments with Diesel to warrant a full membership to the club of
enjoyment.
The two elements which could have been improved upon
in my opinion, include the soundtrack, which was almost non-existent
and the quality of the rest of the characters in the crew. I assume
that this flick was on a low budget, but that doesn't really justify
the exclusion of any other interesting characters from the mix.
But don't cry for me Argentina, cause all in all the
movie delivers its punches on the targets of its choice, which include
the fun special effect-laden aliens, the slick stylings of director
Twohy and the charismatic performance by Vin. So if this "type"
of film is your schtick, then wait no longer to catch this dark
son-of-a-gun in the theatres right now. But if you're looking for
something a little different and more intellectual, I suggest that
you wait a little longer and check into the two Mars movies still
to come later on this year.
Either way, Vin Diesel rocks! And if not for anything
else, just see this movie in order to witness a character go mano-a-mano
with a friggin' alien! Very cool!
Little Known Facts about this film and its stars:
This film was originally titled NIGHTFALL.
So who the heck is Vin Diesel, you might be asking
yourself? Well, you might remember him from a small role that he
had during the first 30 minutes of SAVING PRIVATE RYAN (8/10) as
Private Adrian Caparzo, his deep voice, which was used as that of
THE IRON GIANT (5/10) and his more recent role in BOILER ROOM (7.5/10),
a film which ironically opened on the same day as this film.
He's also written and directed two films of his own,
MULTI-FACIAL and STRAYS, which were screened at the 1995 Cannes
Film Festival and 1997 Sundance Film Festival respectively. Not
too shabby for a 32-year old.
No surprise is the fact that the "lead" lady in this
film, played by Radha Mitchell, hails from Australia. My buddy and
I noticed an accent come and go during the movie, which made us
suspicious to this little known fact.
If any of you are wondering where the heck David
Twohy, the director of this film, comes from, well it's actually
a pretty short resume.
This is only his second directing gig, his first being
the under-achieving THE ARRIVAL (7.5/10) with Charlie Sheen, and
he is mainly known as a screenwriter to such films as G.I. JANE
(6.5/10), WATERWORLD, THE FUGITIVE and CRITTERS 2?
Yup. The Wheat brothers, who are two of the writers
of this film, also have a sorted background writing unmemorable
sci-fi and horror flicks including SILENT SCREAM, AFTER MIDNIGHT,
FLY II and IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE II.
RATING: 7 /10 --> Good movie
Director: David N. Twohy
Writers: David N. Twohy, Ken Wheat and Jim
Wheat
Producer: Tom Engelman
Actors: Vin Diesel as Riddick Radha Mitchell
as Fry Cole Hauser as Johns
This article was kindly contributed by Berge over
at Jo Blo's
Movie Emporium. Copyright remains with Berge's site.
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