Buy you will. Good I am.

Yoda on this, Lucasites.

Our chums at the Furby toy manufacturer, Tiger Electronics, are launching a Yoda Furby on September 21st, just in time for the violent American Christmas giftfest.

Toy industry sources are already predicting this will be the sellout hot gift that frazzled parents will be attacking each in the shopping aisles over.

An internet-based futures market has already sprung up around the toy, with reserve prices for the non-existent beasties already topping $750.

Leaks from within Tiger's R&D unit have suggested that the Yoda Furby phrases programmed into this creature will include …

"So sure are you? Tried have you?"

"I sense much fear in you"

"Hmmmm. Naboo"

"Always with you it can't be done."

"Our future is this child"

"Strong is the force"

"Hear you nothing that I say? Try not! Do, do, or do not. There is no try."

"Many wars does not great make you"

For more Yoda antics, we recommend you visit http://members.spree.com/yodajeff/noframes.html - the very famous Yoda Jeff's Yoda Page.

Wise he is.

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