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Scary Movie 3
It’s that dubious time once again to indulge in another spoof-starved
Scary Movie installment. Sadly, Frank discovers more of the same.
Dimension Films (1 hour 30 minutes). Directed by:
David Zucker. Starring: Anna Faris, Charlie Sheen, Anthony Anderson,
Simon Rex, Regina Hall, Queen Latifah, Camryn Manheim, Leslie Nielsen,
Jenny McCarthy, Pamela Anderson, Eddie Griffin, D.L. Hughley, Ja
Rule, George Carlin.
It’s
that dubious time once again to indulge in another spoof-starved
Scary Movie installment. Let’s see…this is the third edition now,
huh? Wow, how time flies when you’re being subjected to the same
old gimmick about a facetious film franchise that thinks it’s clever
by continuously poking fun at some of Hollywood’s recent hits, right?
Well, we get more of the same here in parody puppeteer director
David Zucker’s Scary Movie 3. Hey gang, that’s three times the regurgitated
chuckles since the original made the scene and ushered in this so-called
unavoidable phenomenon that keep popping up like an annoying pimple
on an adolescent girl’s face.

Sure, most likely Scary Movie 3 will work its tiresome wacky ways
on the targeted movie-going audiences at hand (yes teens and twentysomethings,
we mean you specifically) and the rest of the demographics will
have to simply grin and bear it. So the golden question remains
this: When will we be more privileged to welcome the zany retread
of a Scary Movie 4? Geez, I’m sure that we can hardly wait for that
event, correct?
There was a time when filmmaker Zucker and his comedy cohorts
were on course and could do no wrong thanks to classic cut up offerings
such as Airplane! and The Naked Gun series. No doubt these satires
were off-kilter and spontaneously nutty in their presentation.
And dare I say also original in the hilarity department despite
countless spoofs that have arrived before the Zucker-Abrams touch?
Well, we’re talking about the yesterday’s manic magic that has worked
so effortlessly for Zucker and his creative kookiness. Yet somehow
in today’s silly-minded sensibilities, why can’t Zucker (or any
moviemaker with mockery on his/her mind) understand that the key
ingredient to effective satire is to remain fresh and edgy in its
entirety?
That’s pretty much what’s lacking with Scary Movie 3 in that it
doesn’t venture beyond the exhausted formula it clings to so predictably—the
force feeding of lazy and lame ridiculing of popular flicks that
have their own inherent caustic wit. Do you really need the Scary
Movie film series to tell you how riotous and overblown ditties
such as The Matrix, The Ring, 8 Mile and Signs can be?
Admittedly, there is some guilty pleasure laughs that can be found
sporadically in Scary Movie 3 where one cannot help but to relinquish
a hearty comical release here or there. However, the spoofy vignettes
seem to play on endlessly yet there’s still no real feeling that
you’re watching a 90-minute movie but that of a collection of homemade
horror-based skits stuffed together in one pointless package. The
energy to the madcap madness is noticeably labored and the dumb
characterizations try to add their weight to the goofiness that
abounds so rapidly.
Scary Movie 3 follows its wicked path, as feeble as that may be,
by shredding up some of Tinseltown’s most popular recent films not
to mention taking a pot shot at its pop culture personalities as
well. Horndogs will eat up the Jenny McCarthy/Pamela Anderson segment
(meant to riff on The Ring) as the delicious duo play clueless blond
bimbos who teasingly comment on their generous boobs and real life
press release faux pas.
Both Charlie Sheen and Simon Rex are right on cue as the pair
of brothers from Signs. One of the movie’s strongest and funniest
absurd moments involves Sheen and Rex’s turn as the silly-minded
siblings who happen to be aided by some hilarious visual high jinx.
The Matrix gets the royal treatment of taunting thanks to the laughable
confrontation between Queen Latifah’s sassy-mouthed gal and Eddie
Griffin’s take on Laurence Fishburne’s Matrix persona.
Anna Faris, the Scary Movie dopey diva whose distinction is that
she has been featured in all the series’ episodes thus far, is on
board once again in the middle of the wayward slapstick.
All in all, Scary Movie 3 has its raucous tics in place and no
one will completely sit there in the audience with a stone face.
Zucker may not necessarily bring his trademark comedic A game to
the forefront with this shapeless outing but he is savvy enough
to incorporate traces of his giggly nonsense that made him the king
of comedy from yesteryear.
For instance, drafting the Prince of Parody in the form of Leslie
Nielsen (he plays the President in this flick) was a nifty and nostalgic
gesture to consider. And the physical gags and intentional dyspeptic
dialogue are put to good scrutinizing use. Yet with all this in
the works, Zucker still manages to be out of tune and tone with
his off-balanced charmer that has its trouble trying to maintain
the freshness of its sketchy outrageous naughtiness.
As one could see in Zucker’s last released effort (the insipid
My Boss’s Daughter), the strain of trying to parlay a potent parody
isn’t as effortless as it once was for the funny-boned filmmaker.
Here’s hoping that Scary Movie 3 and its upcoming follow-ups will
take the advice of its departed main star players The Wayans Brothers
who were wise enough to skip this particular limping vehicle. You
make your presence known for the moment then have the common sense
to split and not overstay your welcome.
Hence, this is one frightfest farce that serves up the subversive
goofy goodies in tepid spoonfuls.
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OTHER CONTENT - December 2003
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(AUTHOR INTERVIEWS)
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(COMMENT)
Offworld
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(NEWS)
Offworld
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(NEWS)
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Series
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(FILM REVIEWS)
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the ideal science fiction hero for a cinema audience.
(ARTICLES)
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