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Timeline
Frank finds that Timeline is a flashy SF actioner that boasts some
mighty fine credentials that many other time-traveling movie vehicles
might wish they could hang their hats on.
Timeline (2003) Paramount Pictures 1 hour. 55 minutes.
Starring: Billy Connolly, Gerard Butler, Paul Walker, Frances O’Connor,
Neal McDonough, Ethan Embry, Anna Friel Directed by: Richard Donner
Timeline
is a flashy sci-fi actioner that boasts some mighty fine credentials
that other time-traveling vehicles wish they could hang their hats
on. It certainly doesn’t hurt that this mindless time-searching
thriller is based on the notable novel by masterful wordsmith Michael
Crichton (Jurassic Park, Sphere).
Also, dependable action-oriented director Richard Donner (the Lethal
Weapon movie series) may be the appropriate moviemaker to give this
tenacious trapping all its glitzy fixings as an escapist techno-tale
of excitable proportions.

Yet with all that comes with this pithy package of an action-packed
sci-fi spectacle, Timeline curiously has a hokey holster of filmmaking
trickery that’s elaborate and electric but there’s nothing else
to suggest that Donner’s time-hopping tripe carries any depth or
unique dimension for this ubiquitous genre.
Donner helms an action-adventure tale that’s willing to engage
in its wild and wondrous machinations, particularly for a scientific
fantasy that caters to the old-fashioned whimsy of a transporting
yarn reminiscent of the 1950’s movie serials of yesteryear. There’s
nothing wrong with tapping into the nostalgic conventions of a cheesy
sci-fi storyline laced with a millennium-flavored contemporary makeover.
But Donner’s frenetic and overproduced narrative fails to provide
the substantive surge to accompany the hollow and hectic script
that calls for the movie’s peril-induced mayhem. Although Timeline
has an explosive flightiness that tries to capture the essence of
Crichton’s page-turning odyssey, the film remains a cocky and contrived
contraption which gingerly dances around its Medieval-themed mediocrity.
The premise follows the account of a team of student archeologists
whose routine assignment involved digging around a rural French
site. The group’s leader is Professor Johnston (played by Scotsman
character actor Billy Connolly) who competently oversees the excavation
with great professional enthusiasm. In fact, this excavation is
funded by the influence of the wealthy Robert Doniger (David Thewlis),
a celebrated representative from an international technology company.
When the Professor suddenly disappears and is swept up in a cellular
force field dedicated to the proclivities of secretive time travel
research, we’re told that his destination is that of the year 1357
A.D. in feudal France. Thus, Professor Johnston is lost in this
experimentation wormhole and it looks very dim for his immediate
return. Of course it was Doniger’s outfit that was responsible for
the potent device that whisked away the wandering Professor into
his unknown state of oblivion.
The Professor’s Gen X charges, led by his son Chris Johnston (The
Fast and the Furious’ Paul Walker), are called upon to rescue their
mentor from the unpredictable elements that the senior archeologist
may face in the chaotic times of the 14th century France.
Among the tagalongs included are Chris’s fellow student and hopeful
main squeeze Kate Erickson (Frances O’Connor), a brainiac babe that
the historical-seeking hunk has his designs set on. Also, there’s
Andre Marek (Gerard Butler) who happens to be the convenient French
historian situated within the clan. Together, the gang hopes to
embark on an "all-business" venture that is both stimulating
and involving.
As anticipated, the travel to the hostile setting of the 1300s
during France’s ominous transition in a war-torn stage of destruction
is in full gear. The youthful travelers must overcome this strenuous
obstacle if they are to obtain their esteemed yet jeopardized Professor
Johnston and escape the wrath of the persistent colorful battles
that threaten their fragile existence.
When Timeline zips from one combative moment to another, the movie
derives its wayward energy and drive from such a raucous stunt.
Donner is content with trying to fortify his tenuous time-skipping
sci-fi period piece with slick and rapid imagery that blazes by
with every frantic frame that meets the naked eye.
Granted the aesthetic production values are appealing and this
gives a certain luster to the jumpy action sequences being featured
in this French feudal fantasy. Undoubtedly, Donner’s pulsating project
is grand and good-looking courtesy of an assortment of glowing moviemaking
enhancers: well-oiled CGI effects, expressive period set pieces,
robust fight sequences, savory and atmospheric backdrops that give
life to the whimsical and bold goings-on, etc.
However, if Donner and screenwriters Jeff Maguire and George Nolfi
bothered to elevate this spry but baseless material by conjuring
up explainable tidbits to aid this otherwise empty-headed yet jittery
excursion then this session of time warp trivialities would have
been more solid and sensible.
The usual scientific syrup is poured all over the place without
any decent explanation to accompany the mockery. The sordid missions
that the fearless time travelers go on are a one-note wonderment.
They play around with historical happenings that seem arbitrary
and sketchy in its logical rhyme and reasoning. The dialogue is
remarkably simplistic and the movie resembles the prototypical high
school history class that’s being taught by an overly enthusiastic
bookworm substitute teacher.
The cast sails through this glossy sci-fi search-and-find fable
with all the urgency of a casting call for a soap detergent commercial.
Walker, with his pretty boy surfer dude mentality, is wooden and
wasteful in a flick that still calls attention to how anemic his
acting chops really are.
The blonde-haired heartthrob is considered polished goods as far
as the box office female-based contingency that enjoyed his "pedal
to the medal" bit in the arena of fast cars and fast women
in his The Fast and the Furious mode.
But in Timeline, Walker’s believability as a skillful time traveling
archeology student engineering a plan to save his revered colleague/father
is almost as believable as the profitable porn industry sponsoring
a scholarship for down-on-your-luck eunuchs.
The only one remotely memorable and redeemable element is Butler
as the resident know-it-all Marek who acts like the responsible
tour guide giving his two cents worth of insight into the madness
of his clique’s involvement with France’s erratic 1300 era-bound
woes.
So embrace this overwrought costume drama if your heart desires
you to do so. Donner throws together an elaborate display of guilty
pleasure sci-fi exuberance that looks appetizing at first then settles
for over-feeding its aimless tummy of non-stop sci-fi silliness.
As for me, I’ll rely on the progressive Sci-Fi Channel where hopefully
I can catch a much-preferred and superior rerun of the boob tube’s
Sliders.
Frank Ochieng
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