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Cody Banks 2: Destination London
The misguided adventures of the awkward junior secret agent continue
in the mind numbing and anemic sequel Cody Banks 2: Destination London.
Quite frankly, Frank reckons that Cody & company need to consider
quitting the spy business altogether.
Cody Banks 2: Destination London
(2004). MGM. 1 hour. 35 minutes. Starring: Frankie Muniz, Anthony
Anderson, Hannah Spearritt, Cynthia Stevenson, Daniel Roebuck, Anna
Chancellor, Keith Allen, James Faulkner, Keith David Directed by:
Kevin Allen.
In
2003 audiences were introduced to a Seattle-based half-pint James
Bond wannabe in the form of Harald Zwart’s peek-a-boo protagonist
Cody Banks, boy wonder operative for the CIA. A year later, director
Kevin Allen handles the honor of continuing the misguided adventures
of the awkward junior secret agent in the numbing and anemic sequel
Cody Banks 2: Destination London.
Quite frankly, Cody and company need to consider quitting the spy
business altogether. Based on the relatively surprise hit that the
original film turned out to be, the filmmakers behind this gratingly
goofy gadget-size kiddie caper decided that the pimple-faced protector
against evil would make another encore big screen visit.
Thus, the exploits in Cody Banks 2: Destination London unnecessarily
subjects the juvenile audiences to rudimentary and recycled cheeky
material trying to pass itself off as palatable high-tech children
entertainment.

Malcolm in the Middle TV star Frankie Muniz is back in the mischievous
shoes of the adventurous teen danger dude Cody Banks. When we last
saw Muniz as the sawed-off secret agent, he was fighting an aversion
to his uneasiness with girls while taking on a wily scientist and
his army of destructive robots.
Poor Cody may have been saturated with the responsibility of serving
his government but the spunky baby-faced agent accomplished his
duty despite the demands of his schoolwork and personal domestic
commitments at the homestead. One might guess that it’s all in a
day’s work for an acne-clad undercover agent trying to save the
world while maintaining his growing pains, huh? Whatever.
Of course the first installment of Agent Cody Banks arrived on
the scene during the tail end popularity of the Spy Kids movie series.
Since filmmaker Robert Rodriguez’s campy adolescence espionage product
proved to be a stylistically winning formula with moviegoers young
and old, the handlers behind Cody Banks thought it would be savvy
enough to capitalize on the momentum and create their own buzz.
Naturally the results were favorable hence the meager follow-up
with Destination London.
But the novelty has gradually worn off with sketchy kiddie capers
trying to outdo one another in this overcrowded genre: The Perfect
Score, Catch That Kid and now the extended edition of Cody Banks
and his silly-minded and tedious missions. Overall, Cody Banks 2:
Destination London is a disposable kid-driven vehicle that has no
unique spark or sense of imagination attached to its lame pedigree.
The premise involves our super spy scamp Cody attending a CIA training
facility known as Kamp Woody (stop if you have already detected
an intended double entendre) for the agency’s boyish participants.
Anyway, Kamp Woody is sort of a summer camp for secretive young
cads brushing up on their spying skills and learning the latest
trick of the trade in the convoluted industry of intrigue. And much
like Cody, these young men must hide their risque occupation from
their parents and other loved ones for the sake of national security.
Things are pretty much normal around the training grounds until
a traitorous CIA camp counselor/agent named Diaz (Keith Allen, sibling
of this film’s director) decides to turn fiendishly opportunistic
and hatch his own selfish plan to boost his financial interests.
He does so by stealing a vital mind-control device that was very
top secret to his unsuspecting employer. Without any thought whatsoever,
Diaz has no shame in bargaining this critical stolen property to
whoever is willing to pay the lucrative price for his deceit.
Because Cody was tricked into letting Diaz go free without realizing
what the scheming bad apple agent had accomplished, he is held accountable
for the ruse that was perpetrated. Hence the CIA director (Keith
David) assigns the befuddled Banks to retrieve the device and put
a stop to the further damage that the conniving Diaz may cause as
the result of his defiance. Cody is sent on his assignment across
the pond to pose as a music student studying his craft.
His destination will take him to a boarding school in London where
he will be able to surveillance the scene and keep an eye on his
intended target. The school’s headmaster/scientist Kenworth (James
Faulkner) is the potential buyer of the American mind-controlling
machine so it goes without saying that Cody needs to concentrate
his efforts on this suspect’s every suspicious move. Also, the tricky
part about Cody’s cover as a clarinet enthusiast is that his prime
target’s wife Jo Kenworth (Anna Chancellor) is the one sponsoring
his participation in the heralded youth orchestra.
Cody Banks is afforded some company and companionship in carrying
out his important case. He is accompanied by fellow agent and buffoonish
handler/sidekick Derek (Anthony Anderson, Kangaroo Jack). Derek’s
cover is that of the school’s cook where Cody currently resides.
The tandem must conceive a way in which to prevent the sordid Diaz
and his official partner-in-crime Kenworth from using the coveted
device to take over the world at the diabolical insistence of their
whims.
Specifically, the tool is meant to manipulate the world leaders.
The unlikely pair is viewed upon as wacky hence begging the lingering
question: are they really qualified to have our fate in their clumsy
hands? That’s the point…Cody and Derek are the hapless heroes out
to rescue the world in a sea of forced laughs and lethargic lunacy
that’s meant as this film’s winking gag.
Later on as the proceedings unravel, Cody manages to hook up with
a fellow music student in the form of Emily (Hannah Spearritt).
Emily, as it turns out, is the underage estrogen version of what
Cody is and has the same agenda to stop the bad guys before they
rule the world with their sinister deeds. When the trio of Cody,
Derek and Emily aren’t putting their collective heads together in
reference to halting the perverse progress of Diaz and his accomplice
then the film bogs itself down in the uneventful profiles of the
diverse orchestra of ethnic prototypes that cross our leading lad’s
path.
There’s a lot of static that one could point out in the woefully
disjointed Cody Banks 2: Destination London that will probably be
deemed dismissive due to its concoction as an irreverent showcase
of family fare. Allen has no clue that his witless and scattershot
narrative wreaks of ingredients so intolerable that it makes the
first Cody Banks flick look like an American Film Institute entry
by comparison.
Incessantly dumb and needlessly insulting, Allen has no vision
in the way he helms this staggering and ill-conceived action-comedy
that manages to go through the stale motions. This movie is predictably
pointless and for a so-called kid-oriented exposition, the suggestive
overtones of this flick are inappropriate with its passing nod to
occasional sexual innuendo. More so, the film’s logic is out of
balance and goes way beyond the allowable implausibility factors
tolerated for a quirky kiddie caper to indulge in with noted flair.
As Cody Banks, Muniz is rather wooden and appears quite bored with
the second helping of his techo-tyke alter ego. In fact, the way
that Muniz portrays Cody is bewildering because he comes off more
as a precocious pipsqueak than he does an impressionable agent still
trying to learn the ropes of his high stakes profession. Anderson
was added to the mix to counteract his stiffness with his animated
tomfoolery. Unfortunately for Anderson’s Derek, he comes off as
the quintessential modern day roly-poly ebony clown whose overbearing
antics in this flimsy fantasy is wince-inducing.
Somehow the embarrassing black characterization of the jubilant
Derek prancing around like some stereotypical minstrel oaf around
the streets of London justifies this staid film’s definition of
illustrating comic relief. To bring some pretentious balance to
Derek’s presence as the token minority lackey, Allen joyfully throws
in the sensible colorful international students and has Cody mingle
with them judiciously. Gee, how liberating…right?
The other supporting characters are sloppily thrown into the mix
without so much as having them contribute anything worthwhile to
this halfhearted dud. Spearritt’s British spy tart Emily is the
little leading lady meant to bring an equal and sufficient partnership
to the mayhem but her association and mutual attraction for Cody
is inexplicably lost in the shuffle.
Spearritt has no noticeable chemistry with Muniz and begs us to
recall the preferable and energetic damsel Hilary Duff from the
previous film. As the resident villain, Keith Allen brings no real
panache to Diaz in what amounts to be a throwaway screen foe in
this dispiriting piece of dreck.
It’s a mystery as to why anyone would consider this second go around
of Cody Banks worth the fuss but the reality is that he’s back and
hasn’t coughed up anything refreshing since his last exhaustive
appearance. In actuality, Destination London is one interminable
mission that definitely needs to be aborted.
Frank Ochieng
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